January 2012
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WHY
WHY MUST I HAVE NOCTURNAL AT MY BACK TO BEAT MERCER
I MEAN FUCKING CHRIST
HE
IS
NOT
THAT
GOOD
OH DEER GOD
NOW I HAVE TO SWEAR AN OATH TO SOME DEADRA!?
I DO NOT NEED DEMIGOD ASSISTANCE TO KILL A SINGLE MAN
A SINGLE DOUCHEY MAN
I HAVE KILLED LIKE 40 FUCKING DRAGONS WITHOUT ANY OF THIS MUMBO JUMBO
I AM IN A RAGE
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minderp replied to your post: I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING EDGE TO DEFEAT MERCER YOU FUCKER
skyrim?
Yes.
It is starting to make me angry with the railroading.
I just want to shoot him in the throat.
Why do I need to go to some mystical temple?
Why can’t I just sneak up behind him with my 100 Sneak and put an arrow in him?
I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING EDGE TO DEFEAT MERCER YOU...
I HAVE A BOW
AND ARROWS
AND ENOUGH POTATOES TO FEED IRELAND FOR A MILLENIA
I AM SICK OF THIS FILLER
HE IS NOT SOME KIND OF SUPER BEING
HE’S JUST A DOUCHE
I. DO. NOT. CARE. KARLIAH. YOU. INSUFFERABLE....
I JUST WANT TO SHOOT MERCER FULL OF ARROWS
WHY IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!?
OH MY GOD
Thoughts: MY PROJECT IS DUE IN 2 DAYS OMGOMGOMGOMG
Actions: Scroll on tumblr until i go to sleep
Anonymous asked: So, how many followers, then?
thefrogman:
This seems like a perfect opportunity to use a graphic that I made but never found a use for.
Reblogging because it is unconscionable to deprive the world of Top Hat and Monocle Xzibit.
For an open world game Skyrim's quests have some...
Jesus Christ I do not need to prove he killed...
Why don’t I just walk into the Thieves Guild and SHOOT HIM REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE AND THEN RUN AWAY!?
This quest chain has quickly gone downhill.
Oh my god you are stupid.
I hate you elf.
I will kill you after I kill Mercer.
I swear it by all that is holy.
Don't give me that "You saved my life" bullshit...
If you hadn’t fucking shot me Mercer wouldn’t have been able to stab me and I wouldn’t have almost fucking bled out except for your special plot poison.
In fact I probably would have Fus Ro Dah’ed his ass through a stone wall.
Really this entire situation is ridiculous because I AM IMMUNE TO POISON.
Fucking shape up Bethesda.
Reblog if you're ending the year single.
sageoflogic:
...Kodlak, you did not just dis my bow.
I will put you in the fucking ground old man.
biggest failure of 2011:
charlielikesdragons:
pottermore
sophisticatedlesbian:
Sometimes I just want to scream all the time.
Why do so many feel the utter need to slut shame female characters. It’s the most ridiculous thing. Oh my god a woman is wearing bra and panties oh no the world is ending! SHE MIGHT BE HAVING SEX AND ENJOYING IT OH GOD.
Just sitting here alone in the house on New Years...
shiphassailed:
dawdger:
i wonder if im cool enough to have people who irrationally dislike me despite never having spoken to me
i made a new friend on the plane
finnlawrence:
ripkamsud:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
I have lost my ability to even and have yet to get it back
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
fuckyeahfirepokemon:
z-infinity:
One this note, I’m going to bed.
Night followers!
Less than 4 hours left guys! Can I have at least one?
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inasolitarystyle:
you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
REBLOG IF IT IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE FOR YOUR...
mirror-of-erised:
you know people really should go easier on david karp
i mean its not like he
banned links from asks
banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks
banned enter keys from asks
gave asks a word limit
limited the number of asks you can send an hour
TWICE
took away wrapped tags
gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked
has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
Another New Years Eve alone.
sageoflogic:
ladyhippie:
werocksocks:
shotgunsunday:
I was almost like
But I decided to be more like
GPOY.
It shall be a drunken night.
I have beer, Southern Comfort, and champagne.
Tonight could be fun.
DAMNIT WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT BOOZE?
…I just have a pizza and strawberry milkshake.
Reblog if you're not kissing anybody at midnight...
December 2011
Michele Bachmann Thinks The Entire Internet Is... →
luckyclive:
bookling-stormborn:
itsinthetrees:
oldstarnewshine:
omg guys read the top comment
i died
and then i died again
(AP) – Following the defections of key members of her campaign staff, GOP primary candidate Michele Bachmann fled Kings Landing and is reported to be living in the Vale of Arryn.
That is an epic comment.
I doff my hat to you, sir. You win the Internet forever.
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do